eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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