his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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