Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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