I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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