my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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