i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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