I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
why is half of my head shaved?
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