Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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