And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Randomize
