That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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