i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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