found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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