are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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