Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
