she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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