thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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