its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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