This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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