so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i believe in u and ur pee
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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