is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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