There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My liver just had a heart attack.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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