like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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