I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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