i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
