med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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