If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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