And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I checked into jail on foursquare
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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