this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
ok first of all what the fuck
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