Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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