Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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