I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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