so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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