I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
