piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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