Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
