i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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