I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
