it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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