in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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