that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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