He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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