how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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