I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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