is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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