When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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