What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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