Already got asked if we're dating
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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