The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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