I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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