You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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